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Thursday, July 12, 2007

My dear, sweet readers.

After a long and illustrious life, I have a very sad announcement to make.

I..-

Oh, I can't. It's just too horrible.

*sigh*

I have gotten my first cavity. Ever.

I am so devastated by this news that I've convinced myself that within 5 years, my mouth will look like this:



I'm going to turn into some snaggle-toothed demon-mouthed monster. Oh, it's horrible.

For my entirely life, I've smuggly smiled as others reported on their less-than-stellar visits to the dentist. For my whole life, I've had perfect teeth! (Save for tetracyline staining, but that's not my fault, and I think I'd chose good skin over good teeth anyway). And now, as my dentist so eloquently (and, sigh, coldly) put it, I am no longer in the "Cavity-Free Club". I was really hoping to have a polaroid of my mouth displayed proudly in the waiting room, too.

I was visibly disappointed after meeting with the dentist. Luckily, I was consoled by the hygienist (a lovely Quebecoise recently settled in this town) who said that I should still be proud of my good teeth, and that cavities don't form over years, and that after 28 years, and as I age, I should naturally expect a few more.

Oh, the horror.






Oh bitch, we KNOW those aren't real.




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2 Comments:

I feel relatively confident when I say that your mouth is never going to look like the picture (of a dog's mouth) you posted.. And if they do ever start to look like that, I give my dog meaty bones to chew on and it cleans the plaque right off.

By Blogger Megan, at 4:22 PM  

Will you send me some if things start to go south?

I suppose the fortunate thing is that I learned that MW's benefit package (that I take advantage of) pays for unlimited cleanings, so I'll go back to get 6 month cleanings again.

By Blogger Jenn, at 4:55 PM  

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